if I was a cop
(c)1998 Russell Wolff

d- g- f#- e-a if I was a cop, i'd have you all arrested there would be no bread and water in the jail if I was a cop, your patience would be tested em-d/f#-g-asus4-a
if I was a cop, no one but OJ simpson could make bail

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if I was a cop, i'd wear polyester
if I was a cop, my badge would shine
if I was a cop, just like sylvester
if I was a cop, there's be no crime

if I was a cop, gambling would be legal we'd castrate all the child molesters, on their first offense trade electric chairs for electric blankets, call ticketmaster now for soon the canings shall commence...

if I was a cop, just like columbo
if I was a cop, my teeth would shine
if I was a cop, like marge simpson
if I was a cop, you'd get yours and i'd get mine

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if I was a cop, on green i'd stop and red i'd go when I drive my wheels do not make contact with the road g-a-g-a
tickets, summons and citations, bench appearance salutations em-d/f#-g-asus4-a
unlimited assorted munchkins and the extras that were stowed

if I was a cop, i'd have a pension
if I was a cop, i'd fire my gun
if I was a cop, there'd be nothing to see here if I was a cop, I would the best one

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