Here's the complete, and probably slightly off, words to the rehearsals oand outtakes album.

@LOOK INTO YOUR MIRROR

Look into your mirror and say goodbye to me Look into your mirror and say goodbye to me talking to you is like trying to talk to a gramophone my heads an egg your heart's a spoon and everything you do is so overgrown
I'd rather be on my own

if you cut it quickly, it'll die before it hangs I know I'm looking sickly but my heart is in your fangs see the eager fellows looking
all enthusiastic by the garden gates
see the pretty girlies using lots of talcum powder cause they got a date
man they can hardly wait

I fell for you when the night was young we danced till two, but I drawn on your tongue your kisses flooded me with joy
and then you told me
and then you told me
I wish I was a boy

Walk across the water and see how far you get if you don't get anywehre at least you might get wet oh I know you well enough to know that you don't think still if you don't worry, then I don't suppose you'll sink sink from the ??boardroom??

@WHICH OF US IS ME
You know about steely dan
I know about chains
bet you don't know where you grow your brains

You know about talcum powder
I know about fleas
bet you don't know which of us is me

in the first life of the father
lock the door and ??walk to steven??
cover up your head with lather
cause you know you won't believe it
??has a fair upon tomorrow??
and a bone inside my pocket

The dewpoint has ????? in a swimming pool frog upon a frog upon piece of cotton wool ????I believe in nothing that precipitated off tonight grab me in a yellow cloth and pass the inner church peel it off a saturday and watch the ceiling???

you know about squeezing it
I know that you can
please assist me, I'm a rubber man

you look like a duplicate
I feel like a clone
oh won't you give me back my bone

?? ?? to a juicy trumpet
from a wandering silky manner
and you're oozing in the disco
where nothing seems to matter.
and the moon sets in the basement
while the sun sets in the batter

oh she got to be my ape
oh she got to be my ape
oh she got to be my ape
Darling darling darling darling
oh she got to be my ape
[repeat ad lib]
No No No No No

@PSYCHODELIC LOVE
A(5) D(5) A(5)
Sorry if I didn't finish your cake, it was poison if you go trying to poison a guy, it annoys him. but I don't particularly mind cause I wanna be beautiful

sorry if I never answered you cause I was busy It's oh such a fashionable day and I'm feeling so dizzy alien and obscene, the meeklings walk in human clothes

psychedelic love, ole [au lait?]
blow my little heart away

sorry if I never think about you but its raptured you are a prisoner of lies, I don't wanna get captured even dead men don't escape it's energy

psychedelic love, ole
blow my little heart away

everywhere you go they pelt you with this ice everyone I know is trying to shelter from your eyes

??don't think it give you a tearful of eyes, remember?? time in a slippery red bulb and it all got dismembered how it was a sin to think of anything but now

psychedelic love, ole
blow my little heart away

@BLUES IN THE DARK
[The only difference between this and the IH versions is the chords] E B E D Are your eyelids made of silver are your elbows made of gold? E A D E is your heart all black and empty like a crater to behold and your feet made out of nothing as they dance across the plane they are swifter than an orange that unfurls inside a drain D A E D A E
your front door and my old face
watch them sinking with a trace
without trace

come inside my little sparrow
let me feed you to my soul
you are writhing in the furnace of the luxury you sold come you fair and tender creature, oh whatever be your trade lie 'cross the tattoed carpet prepare to lick the blade your old face and my front door
watch them fade forever more
ever more

no I'll never understand you
that's just not what people do.
they can fight and they can dribble
'til their memories are through
and I don't know why I came here
but I'll know it when I'm gone
cause tonight you look so useless
go on baby, call me Ron
you're the one I left you for
I don't love you anymore
anymore

@VEGETABLE GIRL
tang tang tang tammy doo wa ra pa pa
tang tang tang tammy doo wa ra pa pa

She can't help the way that she looks
the people she sees or the way that she does.

she can't help the way that she cooks
the ovary beads or the ????

she's just like a girl that nobody's in love they come from miles around to push her up or down they come from all around the whole wide around

and they call her vegetable girl
put my heart in a whirl

well either you're in or you're out (Honey Bunny) that's what love is about don't you know it by now

she can't help the places she goes
the people she sells or the skin on her face

she can't help the things that ???
the people she smells when she's stuck in a place

she always gets the boys who ?? all the noise they push her up on stairs and underneath the stairs and just one of them cares in all the world

she's a vegetable girl
and she puts my heart in a whirl

Vegetable

@WANG DANG PIG
[At first I wondered why they didn't release this. then I saw the chords]

The Wang Dang Pig Riff:
e:0----7-7------
B:-0---9-9------
G:--1--9-9------
(the parts in {} are version one , the parts in [] are version two.)

E
I'm a Wang Dang Hog and I'm rolling a truck over you don't wait too long mama, I gotta get my hog come through [I'm not like other pigs, I'm big and dangerous as well] [I'm not like other swine, I'm big and dangerous as well] [I live on sulfuric acid, and I drink chloroform as well] {Muck on my face and there's thunder in my sty} {there's muck on my face and there's dirt all around my sty} {I start to shiver every time I see you go by}

[I got lightning in my body, lots of muck in my sty] [I got lightning in my body, dirty magazines inside my sty] [Ain't one of them young farmers gonna get my eye] {I start to tremble and my eyebrows start to scream} {you start to shiver and your eyebrow starts to scream} {I don't know no connection. There's nothing I ain't never seen}

I'm a Wang Dang Pig and I got you interest best in my heart I'm a Wang Dang Pig and I got you interest close in my heart [wanna make you mine, so we never ever part] {say you'll be mine, baby, we'll never ever ever part}

@ALIEN
I ain't no father and I ain't no son
I ain't no relative to anyone
there's no connection between you and me and my disguise is all you'll ever see
I'm an alien, baby, an outsider, yeah
I'm an alien, baby, I'm an outsider, yeah

[You'll kick and|Your chicken] scream in the middle of the night here come's your daughter and she don't look right you see [this other's got her|the feathers scattered] on the ground he's been and gone and never made a sound he's an an alien, baby, outsider, yeah
Alien, baby, an outsider, yeah
I'm an alien, baby, I'm an outsider, yeah

and if I catch you snooping 'round my farm I'll give you a mug of cocoa and I'll break your arm cause if I tortured you upon a rack
you wouldn't say half what you say behind my back I'm an alien, baby, I'm an outsider, yeah I'm an alien, baby, I'm an outsider, yeah

@INSTRUMENTAL IN G
[could this possibly be the fabled "D Song"?] D G [x4]
A Am7 E [x2]
D G [x4]
[weird bit that I can't really get]
C Gsus4 [Robyn calls out these chord changes] D G [x4]
A Am7 E [x2]
D G [x4]

@I WANNA APPRECIATE YOU
I wanna appreciate you
I wanna appreciate you
I wanna have a go with you
Lord only knows what I'd do
I was unsure of myself
and that's a bad thing to be
because when you think of love
well, you should just think of me
let's have a go with the soap
let's have a go with his food
now here come's Jeff with a rope
and you can tell when he's in the mood

come here baby, let me focus
home in backwards on your crocus
you got fair and ????
you bring the love, baby, I got the leashes and it's true right

I wanna have a go with you
I wanna make it all up with you
I wanna ooze and boogie with you
I wanna slobber all over your shoe
just cause it's happened once
tell me it'll happen again, oh no
and maybe this time it works
eleven times out of ten
I wanna appreciate you
I wanna ???? you
I wanna I wanna have a go with you
I wanna push it up with you

@SMOOTHIE
[The "Like a real smoothie" is backing vocals, except for the

outro]
Like a real smoothie
walk down the street
Like a real smoothie
beating his meat
Like a real smoothie
look at him ooze
Like a real smoothie
look at his shoes
Like a real smoothie

I can tell at a glance he's happy, with his heart in his fist he's a decent sort of chap, he never uses his wrist

Like a real smoothie
he gets it right
Like a real smoothie
goes on all night
Like a real smoothie
a squirm and a spurt
Like a real smoothie
all over her shirt
Like a real smoothie

he agrees with almost everyone, he's a friend of us all he's ornamental and you can easily fit a dozen of him in a hall

Like a real smoothie
down in Kingsrow
Like a real smoothie
doesn't have to be told
Like a real smoothie
when he's full of blood
Like a real smoothie
the worms in the mud
Like a real smoothie

up!

Like a real smoothie
that's how it is
Like a real smoothie
he doesn't fizz
Like a real smoothie
boogie and whole
Like a real smoothie
everyone told
Like a real smoothie
everyone knows
Like a real smoothie
how far he goes
Like a real smoothie
feels so good
Like a real smoothie
fear I would
Like a real smoothie
Like a real smoothie
Like a real smoothie
Like a real smoothie [repeat until you get tired of it]

@ROCK 'N' ROLL RADIO QUEEN

Down at the convention, the frogs have got lever throats down at the convention, where they're rolling up ten-dollar notes when she gets it all over her shirt, but it's all night 'cause she's a Rock'N'Roll Radio Queen, and it's all right

and I thought that I was smart, I thought I had a business beat But I realized that the chart was just a place where you could compete and beat your meat in the street when I walked into that door, I had a fight 'cause she's a Rock'N'Roll Radio Queen, and it's all right 'cause she's a Rock'N'Roll Radio Queen

well, I thought I was a heavy, thought I was a heavy dude and I thought I could make it, standing out there in the nude but when the cocain starts to roll, it rolls all night. but she's a Rock'N'Roll Radio Queen, and it's all right one more time
she's a Rock'N'Roll Radio Queen, and it's all right one more for Lydia
she's a Rock'N'Roll Radio Queen, and it's all right

@THE LONESOME DEATH OF IAN PENMAN
The lonesome death of Ian Penman was on a rainy day there were no sun and the clouds were out so his body went away they got him by the riverside and then they took his shoes they sent him to his mother and they said he dated dudes of course, he'd been so valid as he played his saxophone now he looks so pallid with the worms, he gnaws his bone

[Umm...corrections please]
there was no social function or the life of light that I could lead that made him flung the town across the river to the border of the tunnel as no method in his property or lives of other liberty and destroy. obey.

Terry "The Human Mellotron" Marks
a013645t@bcfreenet.seflin.lib.fl.us