"Coward of the County" Based on the performance by Kenny Rogers

Everyone considered him the coward of the country He never went to Vietnam though he thought it a just war His mamma named him Georgie, the folks just called him Dubya But something always told me he was looking for a war

He spent Vietnam safely hidden in the air guard Life looked after Dubya, cause he was his father's son I still recall the fateful words when Daddy lost to Clinton "Son, my career's over, but yours is just begun

Promise me son, not to do the things I've done Walk away from danger if you can
They can't call you weak if you slaughter men like sheep I hope you're smart enough to understand If lots of others die you'll be a man"

There's some war for everyone and Dubya's was bin Laden As commander in chief they'd have to treat him like a man No matter how hard he tried he just couldn't get bin Laden But he'd bomb other countries ...there was lots of them!

Dubya watched the TV and he saw his soldiers dyin' The crying wives, civilian lives, a devastated land He reached above the fireplace and took down his daddy's picture As his pride grew on his smiling face, he heard these words again

"Promise me son, not to do the things I've done Walk away from danger if you can
They can't call you weak, if you slaughter men like sheep I hope you're smart enough to understand If lots of others die you'll be a man"

The other leaders laughed at him when he gave up diplomacy Even his allies said they wouldn't support him no more When Dubya he gave up they said, "Hey, look old Dubya's failing." But you could have heard a bomb drop when Dubya started a new war

Fifty years of failure, was bottled up inside him He wasn't holdin nothin back, he let 'em have it all When Dubya finished bombing, not a country was left standing He said, "I've a big penis" as he watched the last bomb fall And I heard him say,

"I promised you Dad, not to the things you done I walk away from danger when I can
Now please don't think I'm weak, I didn't try diplomacy And Papa I sure hope you understand
When lots of others die you are a man

Everyone considered him the coward of the country