And now a song of great social and political import, by Janis Joplin. It goes like this:

Oh Lord, won't you buy me, a Mercedes Benz? My friends all drive Porches.
I must make amends.
I work hard all my lifetime,
No help, from my friends,
So Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a color TV?
Dialing for Dollars, is trying to find me. I'll wait for delivery, each day until three. So Lord, won't you buy me a color TV?

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town? I'm counting on you Lord, please don't let me down. Prove that you love me.
And by the next round,
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town.

Every body! Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz? My friends all drive Porches.
I must make amends.
I work hard all my lifetime,
No help from my friends.
So oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz That's it.